Thursday, September 8, 2016

An Aggie Story

"Tree stump at Armadale Castle" by Mike Peel, used under license CC BY-SA 4.0

While this may sound like the setup to a joke, I assure you my story is true and accurate :-)

A number of years ago, my brother attended Texas A&M University. He had a bicycle he used to commute around campus, a bicycle that he was rather attached to. At times he did not want to carry it up the stairs to his apartment, so in order to protect it from theft, he chained it up. He located the biggest, gnarliest tree he could find near his apartment, and frequently chained the bike to that tree.

One morning he walked outside to go for a ride. He walked to where his bike had been safely chained, and found a stump. While he napped, the University had cut down and removed the tree, leaving only a stump!

Fortunately they had left his bike - chain, lock and all - leaning against a sign post, where he found it moments later.

I could make a point about myopic security viewpoints, focusing on one risk and overlooking equally great risks.

I could make a point about supply chain risk, in which the products we choose introduce risks outside our control.

I could make a point about recognizing which risks our controls mitigate - and which risks they don't.

Instead, though, I'll leave the reader to ponder this humorous story and come up with your own moral!

Do you have something to add? A question you'd like answered? Think I'm out of my mind? Join the conversation below, reach out by email at david (at), or hit me up on Twitter at @dnlongen

Whois David?

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I have spent the better part of two decades in information technology and security, with roots in application developer support, system administration, and network security. My specialty is cyber threat intelligence - software vulnerabilities and patching, malware, social networking risks, etc. In particular, I strive to write about complex cyber topics in a way that can be understood by those outside the infosec industry.

Why do I do this? A common comment I get from friends and family is that complex security topics give them headaches. They want to know in simple terms how to stay safe in a connected world. Folks like me and my peers have chosen to make a profession out of hacking and defending. I've been doing this for the better part of two decades, and so have a high degree of knowledge in the field. Others have chosen different paths - paths where I would be lost. This is my effort to share my knowledge with those that are experts in something else.

When not in front of a digital screen, I spend my time raising five rambunctious teens and pre-teens - including two sets of twins. Our family enjoys archery, raising show and meat rabbits, and simply enjoying life in the Texas hill country.

For a decade I served as either Commander or a division leader for the Awana Club in Dripping Springs, Texas; while I have retired from that role I continue to have a passion for children's ministry. At the moment I teach 1st through 3rd grade Sunday School. Follow FBC Dripping Springs Kids to see what is going on in our children's ministries.